The Illest Nana of them All

Some time must be spent on the absolute tomfoolery and fuckery of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

Hey, I'm a romantic and am all about finding one's soul mate. But get your shit in order first. Don't let the goodies make you lose your mind now. Apparently Governor Sanford did not get the memo.

A few thoughts:

• Telling a few folks that you "went for a walk" and then having some fool make up some "happened upon the Appalachian trail" nonsense is not going to cover a ghost's tracks.

• Son, can I get an out-of-office reply? Something!

• And damn, I don't celebrate Father's day, but if I was a pop of four children...I'd at least give them a call or let them know my number at the jump-off's crib in Argentina. That's ice cold.

• Why do you continue to discuss your illicit affair?? Sanford got the ultimate chance to just quickly push his drama under the rug and quietly resign. But what does he do? This mutha waits until a few days have passed since MJ's death and holds yet another press conference, to announce more affairs!

Either his side piece has the illest of them all, or dude really didn't want to be Governor anymore. Hey, do you, but try to be a lil' more on it next time!

Smooches,

KelleBelle