Monday, January 26, 2009

Crazy Old White Men

How does Larry King still have a job? He's easily 110 years old and has no interest in becoming familiar with "recent" developments in technological advancements. On a recent show he made a pathetic attempt to announce a "podcast." Only he pronounced it "Bobcast." Of course he did. All of those terms: podcast, blog, website, color tv, cell phone, wireless, etc. mean nathan to Mr. King. It's all nonsense to him, the internets and whatnot.

Moving on to another crazy old white man, I have yet to be impressed by the supposedly complex trickery of Bernie Madoff. Is it just me or did dude just rip a page out of Zack Morris' playbook? I think it was an episode about friendship bracelets or some such. The gang obtained a backer to finance their operation but due to some flub by Screech (who else?) they needed to obtain more money to cover their losses and then repeatedly robbed peter to pay paul. Unfortunately for Mr. Madoff, the FBI instead of Mr. Belding was there to catch him, and he is likely going to receive a much stiffer sentence than two week's detention.

On to a crazy not so old white man, Rod Blagojevich is the proud owner of a shiny pair of steel balls. I suppose I would too if I had that head of hair. It's gorgeous! But that's really besides the point. I have to give him props for not only trying to sell President Obama's senate seat, but then carry on about his business as if nothing happened, denied everything, and skipped his impeachment proceedings because he wasn't interested. Balls.

What other crazy bastards did I miss?

-KB

5 comments:

Unknown said...

How about Rush Limbaugh?

KelleBelle said...

Good one Tiff! What crazy ish has that fat bastard been up to lately?

Unknown said...

He's been on a rampage lately... http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/20/limbaugh-obama-fail/

Anonymous said...

wait. i just realized you included "color tv" in your list. You're hilarious.

what about that guy with the pasted on hair that use to be on 20/20. i forgot his name. is he still on tv.

Allweez said...

What about this racist guy and his "drunken negroe face cookies".
http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=uDvdMGxFpzw