Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Hello 911? This is an Emergency. A Hair Emergency!

Picture it: I am awakened by my iPhone this morning at 8:05am. I answer only to hear a sobbing, panicked voice on the other line. I quickly get it together and listen to the caller's pleas for my help. No kids, this wasn't a desperate call placed by a kidnapped tortured woman locked in a serial killer's basement dungeon.

This was a senior level corporate attorney having a panic attack about her new weave.

Chile, I almost hung up the phone. But I didn't because I know what it's like to be scared, anxious, and nervous about a new 'do. It's a big thing to change one's appearance - and hair is everything! (Ask ya girl Keri Russell if you don't believe me. Felicity anyone?) After I reassured her she was probably just freaking out due to lack of sleep (we were both on about 4 hours -- having left the beauty salon at 2:15am last night) and self-doubt, I said worry not, I'll be there in 15 minutes with my hair products in tow.

40 minutes later I show up and almost backslapped this ho. She looked great! Since her tragic phone call, she had calmed down, started to work with her new hair (my stylist tried to get her to treat the hair as it was her "own" last night, but she just couldn't get the concept. It ain't gonna look fabulous if you do nothing to it -- you have to work with it!) and was looking super cute. I brought out my products and smoothed out some of the curls, all the while reassuring her that she looked ridiculously fabulous, and her freak out was all part of the process. She looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, I do look fly!" and had a huge grin on her face. My heart sang.

That friends, is what it's all about. We here at The Jake and Kelly Show may talk a whole heap of trash, but trust, at the end of the day we simply want everyone to look and feel fabulous.

Now excuse me while I pull a George Costanza and take a nap under my desk.

Smooches!

KelleBelle

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Do you be-weave in magic?

LOL.

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