Love: Philadelphia. It's cute, it's fun, and it's affordable. Drinks for 5 bucks? I love it. I ran into someone who knew me, but only by my dog's name. I thought that was crazy! People can be much nicer than the pigfuckers in NYC.
In addition to sharing your Love for Philly (yay!) I love me some "Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna! Leave it to the gays to show me the light. I requested the song be played at my next Striptease class. So excited! Breakin' dishes while making it rain. Brillz.
Hate: Philadelphia. The people are fat and ugly.
Jake, I hate you for saying that! Can you really blame Philadelphians for being a lil chubbs? What with the Cheesesteak and CheeseFries (did we ever figure out if that is one word?) being diet staples, and the depressing murder rate? Give 'em a break! Now yes the fug situation is a bit out of hand, but I am doing my part in turning that trend around: I'll breed with a native and thus begin the process or cute-ifying the Philly population. Is that conceited? Whatever, I'm still counting my future breeding as a mitzvah (read = good deed)!
Hate that I Love: No surprise, Philly. Being here makes me feel bipolar. It's an uncomfortable experience.
Jake, I hate that I love fake tans. My name is KelleBelle and I'm a fan of fake and bakers. If only I had the matzo balls to commit to the weekly tanning sessions...whenever I see a picture of myself I think to myself, "Self, you look aiiight, but damn you'd look ever so close to J.Lo if you got some sun in yo' life!" But seeing as how I have been in my office for 13 hours and counting...and vacation is not a word I am familiar with, Pale will just have to continue to be the new Tan.
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