Monday, September 10, 2007

Stupid VMAs

So, I was planning on commenting on the VMAs today, but they were so bad I couldn't watch. I was going to comment on the style choices, but they were so bad I couldn't bring myself to download and upload the photos. Okay, so I watched a lilk bit and downloaded a few pics.

When confused, you should ask questions. Here are my 21 questions:


1. Has Britney herself thrown in the towel? 2. Was this the VMAs or high school musical? 3. Why are all of the "surprises" so predictable? 4. Could Chris Brown be a better entertainer than Usher or JT? 5. Is Farnsworth Bently the male Superhead? 6. Did Kanye & 50 cook up this "feud" while in bed together? 7. Justin & Timbaland, who's the bottom? 8. Was the whole show a big Kanye & 50 promotion, sponsored by Gucci and vitamin water? 9. Aren't Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Luadris and TI hot? 10. What was Jamie Foxx smoking, and do you think Jennifer Garner will ever get that close to him again? 11. Tommy Lee & Kid Rock...who you got? 12. Haven't these awards show been on a steady decline since the whole Janet thing?



13. What the hell is up with Lil Mamma, she scares me a lil bit? 14. Isn't it interesting to see the celebs when they are not photoshoped? 15. Because didn't Jennifer Hudson look much bigger than previous photo shoots would lead us to believe? 16. How many STDs do you think were transmitted last night? 17. Aren't the BET awards better now? 18. Why didn't anyone thank God? Was it banned? 19. Isn't Beyonce one of the dumbest chicks you've ever heard talk? 20. Will there even be a 2008 VMAs, what's the point? 21. Wasn't the show in Vegas? Why was Chris brown wearing a hoodie and why was Akons black ass wearing a v-neck with a button down underneath and jacket over top?

2 comments:

Katishainka said...

Too funny.

Thembi Ford said...

Im not understanding this Lil Mama thing...shes supposed to be like 16 yet shes dressed like a baby. What 16 year old do you know in the music industry who isnt trying to be a sexpot? This bitch is like 22 in real life.

ps. - I am so done with Akon.